Lick and the Invasion: The Beginning, A Humorous Science Fiction Adventure, Books 1 thru 6 – Lick Darsey Free Audiobook

Written by Lick Darsey
Read by Hector Carrillo
Format: M4B
Bitrate: 64 Kbps

From Book 1: They came up on us like a gravy crap. We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on his right hand and his mom and deddy didn’t git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.